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Burning Markers. by =Synith:iconSynith:



burning markers
ate my esophagus
last night.

All 69 of them kidnapped me
like a virgin at a porn store;
I was their bitch for hours.

They made me color things--
Things I would never color
even if I were sober;
But no, they made me drunk!
They set fire
to their scented bellies
and made me sniff too many barrels of glue.

I had to get out
for fear of my own death!
So I lit a match
and fanned some toxic gas their way.

"Haha! Take that you evil burning markers! Who is the bitch now!" I shouted.
Then a huge gnome stabbed me in the face.
Little pointy-hatted whore.
©2009 =Synith
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*Cough that means you ~ObliviousGenius

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:iconsilverstride:
HAHAHA
This made me laugh. XD
Those silly gnomes.

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Sabrina: FEED THE PENGUIN, BE THE PENGUIN. -serious look-
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I am Ellen Hopkins in dA's Celebrities Crew!
:iconsynith:
I know. They come out of nowhere. I'll tell you!

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It's kinda like being shot out of a cannon in slow motion.
:iconsilverstride:
Hobbitses are worse. :O

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Sabrina: FEED THE PENGUIN, BE THE PENGUIN. -serious look-
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I am Ellen Hopkins in dA's Celebrities Crew!
:iconprosaic-scriptor:
This reminds me of my friend. YAY FOR BURNING MARKERS.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. -Jack Handy
:iconsynith:
LMFAO! I love it!

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It's kinda like being shot out of a cannon in slow motion.
:iconsynith:
Hahah!

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It's kinda like being shot out of a cannon in slow motion.
:iconsilverstride:
Tis true!

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Sabrina: FEED THE PENGUIN, BE THE PENGUIN. -serious look-
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I am Ellen Hopkins in dA's Celebrities Crew!
:iconsynith:
Haha! Thankies!

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It's kinda like being shot out of a cannon in slow motion.
:iconsilverstride:
:)

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Sabrina: FEED THE PENGUIN, BE THE PENGUIN. -serious look-
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I am Ellen Hopkins in dA's Celebrities Crew!

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